Cat Net

I'm reseting catnet

2010-02-23T15:32:00.000-08:00

yea im RE-doing the cat's adventures in the sack naiou that i have moar brainz ^-^ so copy the old stories if you want! but do it quickly!

embed links

2009-12-27T10:02:00.001-08:00

can sombody tell me how to embed vidios from youtube into my blog?

The Cat's Guide To Hooman Pwnzrship #1

2009-11-27T08:03:00.000-08:00

Repairing ur hooman

Hoomanz make great pets! but usualy the smaller ones need patched up usualy they are doing something foolish and get hurt more often than not they are just leaking and need a patch a.k.a a band aid but if your hooman falls from a tree it may need a more serios attention so you should keep hoomanz out of trees or they will break you will have to pay and there will be no fun untill they can move agin

The Restroom Situation: IT MUST STOP

2009-11-16T16:34:00.000-08:00

The major situation with/graphiti pepole peeing on the seats/floor etc. has got to stop i mean wich bathroom would you rather relive youself in?

This clean home restroom:

Or this filthy one? :

If you chose the bottom ones you have something wrong with your brain <_> well anyways there is a stupid law that banns cameras in bathroombs but that is dumb because these pepole that do graphiti clog the toulets and such gotta be stopped and i really hope someone that can do something about it reads this

everyonceandawhile lmao

2009-11-01T08:54:00.000-08:00

Sticks and stone may break your bones but words will never hurt you, except if i throw a dictionary at you

i will be posing these kind of thing every once and a while ROFL

Pirates held after mistakenly targeting warship

2009-10-08T17:55:00.000-07:00

French navy chases skiff for an hour in wake of attack off Somalia’s coast

PARIS - Somali pirates in two skiffs fired on a French navy vessel early Wednesday after apparently mistaking it for a commercial boat, the French military said.

The French ship gave chase and captured five suspected pirates.

No one was wounded by the volleys from the Kalashnikov rifles directed at La Somme, a 3,800-ton refueling ship, French military spokesman Rear Adm. Christophe Prazuck said

La Somme "was probably taken for a commercial ship by the two small skiffs" about 250 nautical miles off Somalia's coast, Prazuck said.

"They understood their mistake too late," he said.

One skiff fled, and La Somme pursued the second one in an hour-long chase.

"There were five suspected pirates on board. No arms, no water, no food," Prazuck said.

France is a key member of the EU's naval missi
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i thought the dudes from pirates of the caribian could be a bit silly but this certinly takes the cake

IS THIS MADNESS??!! no its a dog....

2009-10-06T07:46:00.001-07:00

In spokane my grandmother keeeps a yappy chihuaha and i just noticed this on graphjam.com and it made PERFECT sense

remembering homework...

2009-10-06T07:39:00.000-07:00

This ALWAYS seems to happen when we have homework that counts for a large amount of our grade

my perception of NOMZ!

2009-10-06T07:27:00.000-07:00

adults fail to realise childeren's idea of teh tasi noms i have created a chart on craphjam to show u

now that i have clarified this i hope my dad pays moar attention to my blog...

morons@school

2009-09-28T18:00:00.000-07:00

im sick of putting up with stupid pepole at my school that mess with me and flame me and if thats not bad enough they know how to get me in troble (pertending i triped them claiming i said something i didnt etc.) and the TEACHERS are even WORSE they load out homework on something i dont understand dont they GET the fact that we have LIVES and familys OUTSIDE of school?!?>?! i mean exept for the weekends heres the drill : 7:00 AM. WAKE UP NAIOU!
8:00 AM get on the smelly bus with everybody screaming 9:00 AM-3:30 pm deal with school and the morons IN it 4:15 PM FINIALY get home with boat load of homework 4:30PM TRY to get some recreation done 6:00PM eat OM NOM NOM
after dinner (time varys to much to record accuratly) start homework wich takes all night
9:00 PM:after finialy either finishing or giving up on homework go to bed and sleep

The next day.... do it all over agin... ugh...

school

2009-09-27T08:11:00.000-07:00

meh on teh weekends VS. meh on school days

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thats how school makes me feel

new style

2009-09-27T08:00:00.000-07:00

well the old blog wasnt fitting mah style and it was getting old fast so i changed the style and put up a poll

teh gud philosopy haz found it!

2009-08-05T09:37:00.000-07:00

i has found mah true philosiphy (credits to icanhazcheezburger.com for pic)

reviseing the entire blog woot!

2009-07-27T11:05:00.000-07:00

I'm spell checking all of my entire blog today all posts will be corrected

reveiw

2009-07-27T10:59:00.000-07:00

well last night i went down t the park with my grandmother and i found 50$ on the ground and even though i objected we went to some restaraunt for breakfast it was ye old breakfast house or something like that well anyways the food wasnt all that great (icould have done better) and it was a whopping 42$ to eat there! its quite a scam of arestaraunt...

if you have a garden...

2009-03-15T18:34:00.000-07:00

a step by step guide on how to handle a suspected animal hole!

drop a small stone down the hole if it is about 2 inches wide and pretty deep continue to step 2
go get a large watering can bring it to the hole and pour it in untill the ground cant absorb any more of the water (if it IS an animals hole you may need to repeat this step sevrel times)
go get a shovel and begin stabbing it at the ground for a while to loosen the dirt
get a hoe and rake it over the hole untill you have taken a reasonable amount of dirt up
make shure the hole is now covered up with dirt and stomp on it or if you dont want to get dirty use the hoe's flat surface
finialy continue your gardening and do not wory about the pest any longer
Finialy if you are wondering why all this is nessecery it is because if the hole belongs to a gopher or rat or something it could pose a threat to your garden and the list of instructions will probably either drown it or if the creature is not at home when you do this it will be out of a home if that is the case and the animal makes a new den repeat the steps untill it gets the message

Purrs,

Anson

new cat adventure story comeing soon

2009-03-05T05:08:00.000-08:00

all i will tell you is it will be called abbisinian jones and the temple of teh last cheesebugah!

2009-02-16T19:01:00.000-08:00

hi i was experimenting with voice chat typeing the original frase was the "hey diddle diddle " nursery ryme heres what i tot p.s. each new line is how it responded to me saying the last

The cat jumped over the Moon and said fish you're getting married call away with the spoonSo the fish married that spoon
Read it. AC of the mousetrap with the clock back clock struck by the masher and enact a cat breed of Ruben
But if it hits. At width of top tech clock struck by the masher in cat out cat breed of raccoon
But if it hits the Irian at licht top of top tech clock struck by a man's shirt in cat out cat breed of raccoon
Of a cat To Its EDI or Iran a dollar to each top of top tech clocks to evident to get through it in a cat out of that cap breed of that
It almost too evident yet get a real ended up cat Of That reason alone that
Will It most to lemon and yet I really ended up cat toy that the renewal of the act went well
Witnessed to lemonade and yet I really ended up cat Pulling Back Renewal Of That cAt
Witness to lemonade and yet I really ended up to us to to topped with the thosand ton truck
To header to the top witness to lemonade and yet I really ended up to us to room to talk to leave not

cats vs dogs movie reveiw

2009-01-24T18:24:00.000-08:00

If you have watched this movie i belive you will have noticed how much it resembels james bond movies the explosins spy scenes fight senes are basicly the same and the plot of all these kind of movies is a s fowlowing: a sinester yet usualy dim wittes villan plots an overcomplicated sceme to destroy/councer the world/univurse and there is a team of the "good guys" who stop him all the kids movies are all about good triumps because... well basicly because "good" triumphs and "evil" always fails but it is sorta funny and i think the movie would be WAY better if the dogs were evil and the cats were good so basicly a great movie

ELECTRIC FIRE!

2008-12-13T14:23:00.000-08:00

yes thats what got my appartment and the fire dept. talking today as i was by the oven and KSHHHHTTTTTT! went the oven the noise was loud and sparks and fire went flying and sent me ducking for cover there were at least 3 fire trucks 2 police cars and the fire cheif's carat around 5:30 p.m. it was 5 40 when it hit me that i should write about this well anyway that's the story

aleart!

2008-11-14T16:41:00.000-08:00

ATTENTION plz DO NOT comment on my blog as Ananymos it is annoying and i don't know who sent them so if u wish to comment on my blog please make shure you are logged in have a blogger account or do not comment. that is all have a nice day

FACE CONTEST

2008-10-31T05:04:00.000-07:00

hi ima havin a face makeing contest send all ur photos 2 supermalcolm@earthlink.net bt november25

kewl catz and x mas trees

2007-12-09T09:44:00.000-08:00

this is sooooo cute

look at tnis!

2007-11-18T09:58:00.000-08:00

hey look what i managed to do
i will be back with the cat's adventuers in the sack when i get some idas have fun waching dogs do stupid things

the cat's advenchers in the sack 11

2007-04-09T06:32:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time in cat city the dogs and cats were living peacefully together. cats had deleted the birds completely from the cat world . cats were allies to all except for one creature the foxes and owls .they made an impenetrable base and wall around the cat capital. the fly cats went to prep for air raid the SEA CATS witch cloud flout and live underwater and land prepped for a faucet attack. {that is an attack through waterways , faucets and nearby rivers} they attacked the Central powerhouse. undetected then when the power was dead they walked right in without triggering any alarms. well the enemy stumbled around in the dark. they took the food supplies. the night afterwards it was on cat city TV about a successful raid the cat president said "our enemies won't even miss that food until it's to late.'' they made battle one month later and won the enemy just went home rilly mad to tell you the truth they ran away like chickens
the end

The way I thought of

2007-02-08T08:10:00.000-08:00

the way I think animal shelters shoud oporate is so the cats and other animals woud not need
to be shut up in cages so the way it woud work is there woud be rooms with cats dos snakes etc. there my dad brought up a good point what if two cats didn't like each other there woud be put in diffrent rooms and they woud hve 1st flour for cats 2nd for dogs. how it woud work:
at the front there woud be a desk and a fileing cabnit you woud look up a brreed of cat that you woud want and you woud choose a card there woud be things such as name date of birth and photo and status card with things such as good with children declawd and male or femail
and each cat woud have id number on the status card then you woud have to give the person the card and they woud hava loud speeker and call the numbr on the card exsample #330-437-890-9815 the person behind the counter woudsay into the loud speeker "please bring up cat number 330-437-890-9815

whisbang?

2006-12-30T10:44:00.000-08:00

there was a traveling salesman who worried about his wife while he was away. decideing to buy a gard dog for her he went to the pet store . the man at the pet store said he had no gard dogs but sounthing better callled a whisbang that was a lot better the man was skeptical
so the shopkeeper gave a demenstration placeing the furry little crechure on the floor
he said 'whisbang that chair" the whisbang ran and chewd the chair to toothpicks the man bought the whisbang and took it home. his wife was upset about getting a whisbang insted of a gard dog. she was skeptel of the abilitysc of such a small anamail the man placed it on the floor andtold her all she had to dowas say choose sonthing to be destroy and say whisbang and the objet you want to be destroyd it wod be insintly de destroyd. the wife was still upset and very skeptical she mutterd "whisbang my but!"

what rely happend to the birds

2006-12-17T18:24:00.000-08:00

i'll just cut it short you don't want to know.

what to do?

2006-12-09T14:54:00.000-08:00

i will need idas for the next cat's advencher in the sack #11 but i need adas for this one i woud like suggetons as to what to write about

The cat's advancers in the sack 10 attack of the flying physic

2006-12-04T17:33:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time in cat city every thing was nice the cats herd of earth

many wanted to go so they got the old sack that imoni came through and they went out to earth they went to a car store and then they took a big flying van when they were just about to leave when the littlest cat said we can't leave not only did none of them very much liked the van more cats were coming from the sack ! So they went to all seasons rv the trailer store

and bought the biggest one at night to avoid being seen when they drove there were: one lookout cat to give directions two at the gas and break and one more to steer all of the sudden... weeeeew-weeeeew-weeeeew-weeeeew went sirens on a policecar the cop yelled

pull over!!! but they didn't instead the control cat yelled yo! Tom! Floor it! It's the police!

we can' t said the cat he was talking to wich was tom he added the controls are locked and i can't find the manual! Will the weapons work that we installed? Yes said tom ok here is something you can't do he thought to him self then he said no more Mr. Nice kitty!!! Ok aim. Steady. Fire! Ca-boom went the gun on the tires and they went flat but... Soon weweweweweweweweweew
went the sirens of more police cars they shot at the cats the headline was on TV we interrupt this program for an importing news bulletin the people are runing away do to the attack of the flying physic the police alone coud not tackle the problem so they are sending in S.W.A.T.
one hour later... The news said this time it's that swat and the police coud not get it now they
are sending in the military! Yet again the news bulletin said the same time only it said the police S.W.A.T. and the military coud not stop it even so now they are taking the ishsue vey seriously now they are calling in the army! And now there are more than one so now the headline is ATTACK!! OF THE FlyING phisics plus us here have good advice
run! For! Your! Lives!! yet meanwhile in the cat's
flying rv they had TV i think they are bing ridiculous are the ones bing attacked well at least we can call more but all the sudden the rv landed and swat had there guns amid at the doors out ran the cats the TV truck saw everything the news man fainted so did swat the army and police the cats ran to the sack the people 24 hours later followed were the cats went to and when they peered into the sack they fainted again! The event was never forgotten nor did the people find out how the did cats do that?? In the end they lived happily ever after

the end

The cat's advancers in the sack9 the selebashon

2006-11-08T04:27:00.000-08:00

Once in cat citty the cats & dogs were selebrating 20 years of peace but with the hoses the total of the first year mean wile keesha and imoni were comeing to the party it had a feast when the dog army wanted to start early the generol wich was a cat astondingly held back all those dogs and it was a grand feast there was ,tuna, cod ,hadok chickin,shrimp,lobster,crab,scalob and more it was a very nice party and they all went home verry happy

amasing things from the cat net host

2006-11-02T17:59:00.000-08:00

hey evreone you just might find your self haveing a copy of a cats advenchers in the sack book if i get my mothers pirmishon all you'l have to do is:

go to the coments secton of this post
type your aderess

make a chapter reqwest or for the hole sires

i will do the rest

and then your done

ATCHNCHON please don't be sad or woried if yours dose not come do to i may not get mom to let me do it or there was a mail eror or sonthing elce any qwestchons also coment

note this is a limited time ofer lasts untill 12/24/06

the cat's advenchers in the sack 8

2006-10-21T08:47:00.000-07:00

Once in cat city they were don to usual Bing threatened by birds the cat leader was looking threw the towns records
and he discovered that horses were of neutral force and they were also threatened by the birds
so the cat president made notice of this and sent the horses e-mail about it now the horses didn't know what to think they some what hesitated at first until they saw the cat city records and then accepted when they saw it then cat&dog way to c.d&h andthen they lived haply ever after as for the birds they just gave up and all was happy and plesent

the end

introdduchin to the cats advenchers in the sack

2006-10-08T16:59:00.000-07:00

Once

there was a cat named imoni with a veary veary veary boring life untill he diskofers a magik sack and then the fun starts he gets the meaning of advencher jumping off bildings
fighiting dogs exsparamenting with toxix wast and this cat has a hole bunch of suprises
and advenchers in his fucher

keesha's fun life
she lives in the coolest place in cat citty she lives in a mandchon
drives a dirt bike for fun ones a limoand if thats not enogh a pool a hot tub

even a labrtory she likes the idea of cars that ran on the deep frier oil
and a choclate bilding she is nice wants kittens and a mate because she hates to have so so so much space and no one to share it with

the kitten

the cople of cats has a kitten names it mal and the kitten will soon know the meaning of
advencher the kitten willshure have an exsiting life

The cat's advancers in the sack7 A cristmas spechal

2006-10-08T12:16:00.000-07:00

CRISMAS EVE 1800 HOURS year 2006

Once when imoni was drinking his cofe when kesha was going to bed

when she did so did imoni mal was taking a bath

santaclaws came that night mall had falen asleep in the tub
in the kitten's stoking he put a fether on a stick some cat treats a snake in a can and a windup bird

and a real bird. and in mother's stoking he put brethmints spechel oder- free cat litter also some treats and apice of dimond

and in father cat's stoking he put a new tool set also a botel of bird wine a cat toy a catbox scoop a gass mask and a vail wich was for the cat box that had a horibowl smell plus a cat toy and treats and when the cats woke up they went to ther stokings the kitten the moter and the fother all liked what santaclaws had given them exspechely the kitten he tried the snake in a can at diner he asked for beans for diner and insted BOING! out flew the snake mal laughd till it hurt the parents laughd to they loved a good joke once and awile they had a lovly cristmas diner

the end

What happened to the birds?

2006-09-02T15:28:00.000-07:00

Well those of you who wonder what happened to the birds well
we took some alive put them on a grill
and some we used a washing machine and you cod see thro the top and Wach the bird swelingin the water it was cat entertainment and there was also the elechreck room and that is
what happened two the birds

The cat's advancers in the sack 6 the bird battle

2006-07-13T13:23:00.000-07:00

Once 2 years after the cats&dogs made peace the cats&dogs were such good friends catway changed

there company name to :C&Dway

imony and keesha where having a good time

they even had a kitten they named it mall but in bird conchry

things wernt so happy they birds were an enemy but they did not feel like suprize attack

so one bird flew to cat&dog conchery wth a battle paper the cats&dogs excepted

it with open paws but what the birds did not know is the cats&dogs had joined forces

so guess hoo won victory! yelled the cats&dogs

and the cats and dogs lived hapely ever after

cats want micecrispys

2006-07-01T06:35:00.000-07:00

if yor cats want micecrispys you can buy them at wall mart

THE CATS ADVANCERS IN THE SACK5 THE DOGS MAKE COM BACK

2006-06-21T08:04:00.000-07:00

One sunny morning before any one woke up keesha
was practicing her piano when imony woke up he had a bowl of
micecripys and coffee but next day the dogs got a plan of
revenge to keep reproducing and outnumber the cats
but meanwhile the cats were getting ready for battle to they
knew the dogs had not attacked for some time
that year so three days days later the dogs decided to attack that night in the morning when keesha wokeup and heard barking in the distance she pulled down the DOG ALERT EMERGENCY ! lever sirens went up
all over the citty war broke out the cats may have had
less solgers but they ended up geting pece with the dogs and they even had a peace party
So the cats and the dogs lived hapely ever after
THE END

The cats advancers in the sack 1

2006-04-04T17:04:00.000-07:00

Once a cat named imony went into a sack but it wasn't any old
sack it was a magical sack! Once he did this he fond him self in
another world it had a strong brick wall all around it there
were sines on the golden gates of the city like WELCOME
TO CAT CITY or NO DOGS ALLOT BEYOND THIS POINT
or solar cars only beyond this point
all of the sudden imony remembered he had won the lottery
wich was $68945348265 so he bought a hose and a car
and everything he woud need humored a beautiful cat
named keesha and one evening as they sat down to eat
out of nowhere came a SPACESHIP!!!!! THER WAS WAR OVER CAT CITTY BUT IT WASENT in cat citty
in the end the cats had won the dogs only had one half of ther army

The cats advancers in the sack 4 the last of the dogs

2006-03-29T14:52:00.000-08:00

They where at home when keesha noticed a termite. She called turmunex
to get them said imoni found he two he found he found two
one in his bowl of mice one in his chair. Finley the exterminator came
but he said that they must go on vacashon so they went to a nice hotel
called the TIPTON. It was great room service was great it took A hole month
for the exterminator to finish. They went Home they never saw A termite again
but there was a draw back dogs again but THEY only had 50 solgers
so it was easy and the dogs never messed with them again

AT THE END OF MY ROPE

2006-03-25T10:57:00.000-08:00

MY life is usually pritty dull I WANT MORE ADVENCHER in MY LIFE
do sonthing like moove to NEWYORKCITTY ! I justwat to live the exsiting life.
the qiet life is not the life for me.

my cat

2006-03-25T09:51:00.001-08:00

im the kind of kid who likes cats I KNOW what you are probly are thinking
that I was a girl but I am not one any way back to what I was saing
I like cats I even have one I like her alot its name is sagwa and please leave coments